Thursday, March 11, 2004
When they were locked up nobody gave a shit...
But now they're out the tabloids can't get enough of them as the bidding war hots up.
Hi. I'm a tabloid newspaper. I've got double standards to live up to...:
Monday, March 08, 2004
Hmmm.... How the hell could i have caught this off Scary?
Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not A Duck.:
"This weekend, I have been mostly laid low by Special Duck Rabies, a non-life threatening little number which involves much shouting soup and trips to the toilet. "
Yep, me too, although the 'not-life threatening' bit doen't quite ring true when you have kept your mate up all night in the hotel room you are sharing with screams off "Yaaaargh!" as you vomit for the 20th time.
You spend the first hour or so worried that you are going to die, then the next 2 hours worried that you might not.
Normal service will be resumed soon.
